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"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

Retired Talk Show Host.

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

Hey! This is good in a first meeting. A frank exchange of opinion!

Night of the Living Well-Read

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

Opposing viewpoint.

'I always vote for the candidate I think will do the least damage.'

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

'Was 'don't ask, don't tell' overturned because it's impossible to keep a secret on social networking sites?'

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Joe's: 'Opinions on anything & everything!'

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

Jerry Springer Spaniel

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'