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'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

'My God! I've just discovered a drug that Amy Winehouse hasn't yet taken.'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Ascent of Machine.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"A possible eureka."

'Look - I've got the technology. You've got the power...can we do a deal?'

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"Curiosity."

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.