Discovery Aficionado Pillows

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

'My God! I've just discovered a drug that Amy Winehouse hasn't yet taken.'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Ascent of Machine.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"A possible eureka."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Look - I've got the technology. You've got the power...can we do a deal?'

"Pavlov's Blog."

"Curiosity."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."