Discoverer Of The Spark Prints

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Raptures

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

I've just invented the bar.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"

'Ideas pre-Edison' and 'Ideas post-Edison'

"My paper will revolutionise our perception of core scientific principles..."

The first franchised business

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'

Dear Diary, The bad news is that somebody around here jimmied open your lock and read your contents. The good news is that the contents are mainly fictional. The sound in the backyard of picks and shovels and a mad search for buried treasure is music to my ears.

"Another startup."

Painfully overconfident in his new invention, Tog miscalculates the effectiveness of his club-proof vest.

"I invented the spirals..." "And I invented the plastic bits holding the spirals in place!"

School kid discovering history books covered in cobwebs

"The control group has taken control."

Conductor Venn Diagram

Crawford W Long

Olympic Torch Bearer - Athens.

101 uses for a low energy light bulb.

'We provide a working environment which nurtures that rare, creative spark found only between people who can't stand each other!'