Discipline Dilemma Debater Mugs

'I may not be able to smack you, but it won't stop the 'Bogie Man' coming to get you if you are naughty !'

"Forty-six years later and I still hadn't made it out of the naughty corner."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Plant Parenthood...

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Verbal Orders

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Memory Content is King

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

Foreign policy

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"