Disc Jockey Pillows

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Robert Drake

D.J. Vu

"Do you have any true-crime podcasts?"

"It's that scratch music."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Who's on line one?

TALK-SHOW STUDIO, 'We're on a ten-second delay in case a caller says something that makes sense.'

John Peel

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

No Talk Radio

'Any last requests?'

Pirate Radio

"I figured it out. We've been going to way too much trouble to attract girls."

"That Steve Wright must be nearly as old as me."

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

"We're half way through the nostalgia hour, call me old fashioned but I genuinely feel it's not as good now as when we started."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Okay after 101.3 and 95.7, then what's your favourite station?

A Shock Jock

Transporting Disco Equipment

"Try to smile a bit louder."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Hello, music production limited? I played your CD's backwards five or more times but I couldn't hear a single satanic message!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'If you don't like rap, you could just change the station.'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

A radio presenter.

'Not still responding with your ratatat machine-gun FX are you, Rigby?'

Diplo

NYPD Siren Training

'...and now I've told you all the ways you can contact us at the BBC, I'm afraid we have no time left for the programme...'

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'