Disaster Response Team Pillows

Alberta on fire

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Decontamination

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Distance to avoid contagion

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

California fires and Coronavirus

"My God, now what?"

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

Harvey before and after.

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'It's the plumber ... '

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Haiti.

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

"Save yourselves! Climb our corporate ladder!"

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'If only I believed in God, then I'd have somebody to blame...'

Haiti - when is the next disaster on?