Disaster Ready Warriors Prints

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

Natural Disasters

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Storm'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Weather bar

Climate Change Contingency House

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Picnickers with umbrellas in heavy rain

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"Well, the forecast shows a heat wave in our first week, heavy rains in the second, some hail the following week, and a snowstorm at our final destination."

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

Where's the leak then?

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Alberta on fire

"At least we have great fumes to run on!"

'Oh dear.'

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

Gamblers Anonymous: 'Betcha I recover before you do.'

The New York Review of Weather.

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'