Disaster Prediction Buff Prints

Atlas of Doom

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Beware of the 4th quarter.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Disasters

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

doom.com

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

"Three, please. Any color."

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

Mr. Science Times

Weather Centre Karaoke. Man singing - "Send in the clouds."

Raining cats and dogs.

Atomic Bear: Part 4

"Looks like we're going to have an Indian summer."

People run from a falling cloud

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

Two doomsayers, one with a sign saying 'The end is near due to global warming' and the other 'The end is near due to nuclear winter'.

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

"Wow, I did not see that coming."