Disaster Documentary Fans Pillows

New Orleans awaits the next Hurricane.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

On the brink.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"There goes our early night."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Unusual weather for June'

"Got it!"

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

Typical Monday

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.