Disaster Documentary Buff Mugs

Disasters.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Cinéma Vérité

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Sicko.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

Paul the house sparrow, yet another of life's creatures undone by the David Attenborough cameras.

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

Louis Theroux

With Mort and Sadie so torn over what to see next Saturday night they've ceased speaking. The parties have called in representatives. Mr. Park merely wishes to see a documentary that challenges the mind as well as the spirit. Whisper whisper whisper whisper. My client merely wishes to withhold nookie. Objection!

The Future of Detective Work

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

"Got it!"

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

Tony Hayward.

'60 Minutes is on line one and Michael Moore is on line two.

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

Atomic Bear: Part 4

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

Caution! Wet Floor.

People run from a falling cloud