Disappointment Detective Prints

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"It's a setup."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"See...polystyrene!"

Violence on TV.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"They're not home.."

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Think Zero Defects

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

look out it might be a fake

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

'Diet cake: Mix flour, sugar and eggs in a bowl. Pour it into a baking tin at 200°C for 30 minutes and let it cool down. Then, feed it to the birds.'

"Do you offer a warranty?"

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

'After I found out he was a cop, he just stopped calling. Too bad. I thought this time it might lead to something - other than an arrest.'

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."