Disagreement Enthusiast Mugs

'The fact is, we can't seem to agree about ANYTHING!' 'Rubbish!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Dialogue

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Skeptic Tank.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Now that's a win."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."