Directionally Challenged Delight Pillows

"This is Airport Street. You're looking for the actual airport. Go about 10 miles down this way, then turn left. You'll see the signs."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Disinformation booth.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Lost around a military base.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Desert Roundabout

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'Let me look at that map...'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Right way