Diplomatic Mission Enthusiast Mugs

A building in the middle of a dog run labeled "Cat Embassy".

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"I need to clone myself."

"Have your people call my people."

We have a dream....

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Nato Membership

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Conflict In Palestine

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

Obama visits Mexico

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Kim-Putin Summit

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Pawn Stars

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Middle East Peace Process.

The Arab Autumn

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Trump's State Visit to the UK