Diplomatic Humorist Mugs

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Birthday. Belated Birthday. Miss you. Diplomatic apology.

"I thought they were only shooting down white balloons! Not old men in red and blue spandex!"

'Hey, don't feel bad - The world needs buffer states, too!'

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

"We no longer wish to be in dynamic alignment."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

They're Not Just That Into It

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

No-Work Orange

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Beware of Don"

John F. Kennedy

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

World Cup Fever

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Uncle Donnie

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time