Diplomatic Dynamics Fan Mugs

Mar-a-Lego

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

Middle East peace lesson.

Trump and President Xi

Meeting between USA and North Korea

Political Analysis

"Ukraine peace talks"

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

Trading Insults

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

Urp! Homo Eructus.

Hunky Dory

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Government PR: 'Okay Ministers,to your seats now,please! Here comes the Ambassadoor!' / An Ambassador in the form of a Door

Trump stirred up world opinion over Jerusalem decision

Trump and Kim Jong un

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

"The world would be a better place if everyone just thought the way I do."

'I agree with all the points... except for you right to exist of course...'

"What does it mean if you meet with the President and he doesn't give you a nickname?"

"Given a choice they'd rather a good red... the blood of capitalists!"

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

Sharks around Ukraine

Normalization of relations Cuba and USA

Negotiating over a gulf.

"Touch that control and I'll punch your lights out..."

'Here, guys...take a lighter!'

"Excellent job on the Foreman account, Graham. There's just one thing... I don't see my name on it."