Diplomatic Dialogue Enthusiast Prints

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Nation-building never works."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"National security adviser"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Meet the Enemy

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

Attention Span Man

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'