Diplomatic Affairs Admirer Pillows

Oh, it's not just terrorists - he refuses to negotiate with anybody.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"National security adviser"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Frog Prince

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Obama visits Mexico

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

Conflict In Palestine

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Kim-Putin Summit

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Munich Security Conference