Diplomatic Affairs Admirer Pillows

Oh, it's not just terrorists - he refuses to negotiate with anybody.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"National security adviser"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Princess Anne

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Conflict In Palestine

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Obama visits Mexico

Kim-Putin Summit

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."