How the US Uses Godawful Guys to Fight Bad Guys
Diplomacy Guru Prints
Inspire your diplomacy guru with our creatively designed prints. Perfect for hanging in their space, these artful pieces celebrate their mastery of tact and negotiation.
The miracle of Jesus walking on eggshells
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"Nation-building never works."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Pretty Flowers
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"National security adviser"
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
Putin and Zelensky
Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'
US and the EU
Two Ways out of Iraq.
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'
Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.
"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"
'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'
'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)
"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."
"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."
"Have your people call my people."
"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"
Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island
"Beg for peace!"
"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"
"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"
"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."
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