Diploma Dreamer Prints

Where's The Prize?

University Degree Flying Carpet

Graduation Creation of Adam

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Pull and all nighter...

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Good luck in your A Levels.

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'