Dino Dreamers Mugs

Dung beetle dream: 'It must have been great to have lived in dinosaur dung days!'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Like that?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Dragon Graph

SPOONING CACTI

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Experts through the ages.

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"