Dino Daydreamer Pillows

Slacker Husband

Bird - Somebody told him he's descended from dinosaurs.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Experts through the ages.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Jesus Christ

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

The brain of a dog.

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'