Dino Daydreamer Pillows

Slacker Husband

Bird - Somebody told him he's descended from dinosaurs.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Daddy's working from home today."

PET THEORIES

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Experts through the ages.

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

Jesus Christ

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

The brain of a dog.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'