"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."
Dino Dater Mugs
Start their day with a laugh—our dino dater mugs feature playful designs that celebrate prehistoric romance, making every coffee break a fun moment they’ll love to share.
'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
Online Dating
Kissable Frogs in Your Area
'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'
Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...
'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'
"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."
"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"
"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."
'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'
"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."
Today's love
'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'
'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'
Waterfall of Disappointment
"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."
"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."
"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"
'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'
"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"
Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...
'Let's do lunch.'
"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"
We met online.
"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"
Online Dating for Dummies
"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"
'That must be my computer date.'
"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"
"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."
Dino Dater Mugs Collection
Dino Dater Pillows
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Dino Dater Prints
Brighten up their space with creative dinosaur prints that celebrate their love for the Jurassic era and dating life.
Dino Dater T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that let your dino dater show off their passion with humor and style, making every day a playful adventure.