Dinner Time Strategies Mugs

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Let's find a river darling: I feel like freshwater fish for dinner tonight..."

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

"If you want to charge a man for sex, you have to do it like everyone else - slowly, over time, beginning with dinner."

'There's a problem with dinner - the roast didn't.'

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

'It won't be ready to drink for 15 years? Perfect -- that's how long my wife needs to plan a dinner.'