Dinner Time Escapist Prints

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"Can I start you off with my disappearance?"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

"It's blank!!"

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

'It's nice getting of that cubicle!'