Dinner Diplomacy Enthusiast Mugs

"Dinner was absolutely delicious, and thanks again for the bombers."

"Nation-building never works."

"National security adviser"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

Pawn Stars

Middle East Peace Process.

The Arab Autumn

Munich Security Conference

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

Nato

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'