Dinner Date Regulars Mugs

'I found out that Lou hasn't been seeing another woman after all - he's been seeing about six of them!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Tasty bird.'

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Not...one...drop.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."