Dinner Date Critic Mugs

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Tasty bird.'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Not...one...drop.'

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'All right, I agree with you.'

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"