Dinner Dash Enthusiast Mugs

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Signs of Stress

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"The usual."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."