Dining Out Maven Prints

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Apples for sale

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Ice skater

"This is our soft opening."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Direct Marketing...

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Trade Show Sherpas

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!