Dining Etiquettist Mugs

Start their day with humor that’s as refined as their dining standards. Our etiquette-themed mugs blend wit and elegance—perfect for breakfast or coffee breaks.

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'For goodness sake, eat with your mouth closed.' - 'Ok, but how do I get the food in.'

'For goodness sake, eat with your mouth closed.' - 'Ok, but how do I get the food in.' mockup

'For goodness sake, eat with your mouth closed.' - 'Ok, but how do I get the food in.'

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"Stephen and I are today's special." mockup

"Stephen and I are today's special."

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'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.' mockup

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

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"The fish sticks here are very good." mockup

"The fish sticks here are very good."

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?" mockup

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram." mockup

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice. mockup

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

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Grandma's caf

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"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan." mockup

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

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"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off." mockup

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

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'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?' mockup

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

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"Anything but milk and cookies."

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'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!' mockup

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

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"Great coffee, Carole."

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"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

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"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!" mockup

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

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"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert." mockup

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

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"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?" mockup

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

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"Would you like to see the markup?" mockup

"Would you like to see the markup?"

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Am Awful Crammer.

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"We make substitutions within reason, Madame. We can give you courgettes instead of the aubergine, but we cannot provide Jean-Louis Trintignant in place of your husband."

"We make substitutions within reason, Madame. We can give you courgettes instead of the aubergine, but we cannot provide Jean-Louis Trintignant in place of your husband."

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