Dinghy Sailor Mugs

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"He's a keeper!"

S.S.dot.com

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Drunken singers in a public house

Submarine Hunter.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Sailor and Mermaid Kiss on a Mine.

'What type of line are you using?'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

'I'd like to diversify my portfolio. For a change, why don't you get me a stock that's not in a group I like to classify as 'losers?'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

Sand sailing in the Sahara

Row to Row

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

Send away mower for servicing...get your scythe out of the shed.

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...

That's it! This time we're movin'!