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"I'm writing down the address of our website where you can go to logon and download your speeding ticket."

'We've been told to put more of our services online!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

"Surely, checking the baby monitor doesn't count toward your screen time."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'

Modern Warfare

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'