Digital Train Spotter Mugs

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Boy pilot.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Two airplanes

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Sushi Train Spotters

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"She's all yours."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"I wonder where they nest..."

'I told her not to follow me!'

Mile High Club

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

'Euston, we have a problem...'

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Plane Migration.

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'This one's for coffee.'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'