Digital Symphonist Pillows

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

Mozart on a computer,

"I, TikTok."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'I think he is a composer.'

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Ralph Vaughan Williams

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

Requiem

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Composer.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"Where've you been Haydn?"

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

"I'm leaving and I'm taking your iTunes with me."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Music Technology

"That's great but can you play the computer?"

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

'For my next selection, I will download a music file from the internet.'

Mozart writing the digital version of his Symphony No. 38 in D major.

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

Lost in the laptop...