Digital Storytellers Mugs

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Pastries and Candy

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Direct Marketing...

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Jorge Luis Borges

"She looks just like in your photos."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Now Playing at the Europlex

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'