Digital Sommelier Pillows

'Whatever happened to swirl, sniff and taste?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Online Dating

Just the one...

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

S.S.dot.com

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Microwave confusion.

'That must be my computer date.'

We met online.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'We met online.'

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."