Digital Shopping Aficionados Prints

"Would it be easier if I just ordered online and sent you the bill?"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Smartphone Sonogram

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Customer Convention

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Terms and conditions

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

Pick & Buy Online.

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

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"Ah, sweatpants."

Drones

'I found it on Craig's List.'

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Amazon Delivery to a Nest