Digital Security T-Shirts

"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."

'I have here a list of websites you failed to delete from your hard drive...'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Meet my very first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Can I help it if a Russian hacker broke in and changed all my A's to D's?"

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

Help. Lost my passwords, victim of I.D. theft & can't remember who I am.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I warned your dad about closing the file with all his passwords in it. They got away again."

"What happened today? A bully hacked into the school electronic payments account and stole my lunch money."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

Social media and privacy

"We won't help the FBI hack our phones. If they want our customers' personal information, they'll have to pay for it like everybody else."

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

'She's forgotten to change her privacy settings.'

'I think I just erased all of my innermost thoughts.'

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"Everybody should have the right to erase their past..."

We know your e-mail address!

When computers are attacked by Spam.

National Secrecy Agency.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"I accept the cult’s ‘terms and conditions’? I’ve never seen that before."

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

UK border controls relaxed.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

High security Santa's grotto

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'