Kickstart their day with a witty mug that celebrates their digital security dreams, perfect for coffee breaks and brainstorming sessions in the tech world.
This password didn't work. Next let's try lining up with letters before numbers. Are you sure you used your name in the password? You shouldn't use the year you were born. It's not secure. We're "special" characters. I can't believe we have to work with these guys! Ughh! That didn't work either! C'mon! Concentrate! One more error and you'll be locked out! That was a very strange dream. I've really gotta start writing down my passwords.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"
"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."
"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'
"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."
Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.
"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'
Geek fairies
'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'
"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."
"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
i-teddy
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'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'
"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."
Man and Machine snoozing
"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"
"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."
Keep on Truckin.
"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."
"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."
Evolution...the wifi rhino.
'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'
Life after death
Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!
Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station
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