
"What do I regret most? That I didn't get a chance to clear my browser history."
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"What do I regret most? That I didn't get a chance to clear my browser history."
'You know too much!'
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."
Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.
"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."
'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'
"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"
"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."
"There's something I have to tell you."
'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'
'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'
"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"
Secret sweetie drawer...
Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.
'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'
'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'
"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."
"Can you keep a secret?"
'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'
"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"
"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."
"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."
"You wouldn't believe the things I know."
I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.
It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.
Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret
"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"
How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.
'Keep a lid on it!'
Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).
"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"
'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'
'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'
The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.
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