Digital Rights Manager Pillows

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

The Artist Share of the Golden Goose Internet

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

King Solomon's Pollster.

Privacy

Social media and censorship...

Big Brother.

Diner is served

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Spam traps on mobiles

Better Living Through Technology

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

1 message reviewed by NSA.

Net Neutrality

Social media and privacy

The Miracle Worker

You.com

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

Hands off my IP

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"