Digital Realm Wanderer Mugs

'I see you will waste your entire life on video games. And yes, you will eventually unlock the game's secret level.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Cellphone Islands

Obsession with the Internet.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Computer games

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Man doing a search on a computer

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Travelogue

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Wikipedia...

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Clickbait

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Streaming"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Silver Surfer.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

The Blob's Blog.