Digital Realm Wanderer Mugs

'I see you will waste your entire life on video games. And yes, you will eventually unlock the game's secret level.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Moses on the web

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

Cellphone Islands

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Computer games

Second lifeReal life.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...

Travelogue

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Clickbait

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Streaming"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Silver Surfer.

Desert wifi

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"