"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."
Digital Privacy Warriors T-Shirts
Dress your digital privacy champion in humor with our t-shirts that showcase their online security dedication. Perfect for casual outings or tech meetups, these shirts make a statement with wit.
"That brings us to your search history."
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
Next gen pregnancy tests.
'More government surveillance!'
"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."
Big Brother.
Information about information about information about information.
'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'
Giving Up a Little Privacy
"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."
"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"
Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka
'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'
'...This summit may be recorded for NSA training purposes!'
Information Security
A Failiure to Communicate
Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.
'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'
Social media and privacy
"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."
"And do you promise to love, honour, and give me all your personal information that I can pass on to third parties..."
Will Sell Your Data Back To You.
We respect your privacy, which is why we make it so hard for you to keep...I'm Ok with that.
"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."
Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.
"We've been told to inform you that the NSA, FBI, CIA, nor any other government agency cares what you say or do."
"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."
"Let's go to my place, Goldie. My parents won't spy on us."
The Ungooglable Man
"Every time I click 'accept' for these online user agreements, a piece of my soul dies."
"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"
A right of privacy party.
"Let me in to look around. Just this one time and I'll never bother you again..."
Digital Privacy Warriors T-Shirts Collection
Digital Privacy Warriors Mugs
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Digital Privacy Warriors Pillows
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Digital Privacy Warriors Prints
Decorate their space with prints that speak to their digital privacy commitment. Unique, witty art that celebrates online security culture.