Digital Platforms Mugs

Zoom Wedding

Bird of Paradise as social media

"In the morning he trolls on twitter and in the afternoon he trolls on threads."

Fanaticism in social networks

Hate Platforms

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Computer Bore

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Bring out yer books!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Digital Fomo!

Cellphone Islands

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

I.T. Fear

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Downloads.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Wikipedia...

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."