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'He speaks and now he has his own chat room.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Paw readings

"That's just not the real me."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Let's see those smiles.'

Palm Top Readings

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out'

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

"He's a real dog person."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

Modern Shepherding

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

Dog luggage.

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

It's the new internet copyright security program.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Is he good or what?!'

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'