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'He speaks and now he has his own chat room.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Paw readings

"That's just not the real me."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Palm Top Readings

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'Back in half an hour - make sure the firewall doesn't go out'

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

"He's a real dog person."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

Modern Shepherding

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

Dog luggage.

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

'Is he good or what?!'

'So you're a cat person...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

It's the new internet copyright security program.

"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."