Digital Novice Prints

'Not speaking to each other in a whole new medium!'

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

'Your Father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus'

'You should think about signing up for a computer course. Every time you finish using the computer you leave correction fluid all over the monitor.'

Computer use issues

"Yes, dear, our computers are very user-friendly."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Today we learned to count to one.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

Bubbie Selfies

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"