Digital Mogul Pillows

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Lemonade Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Newspaper suicide.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Savory Types

'You've been killing files again.'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."