Digital Modernist Mugs

"We must live in a prehistoric neighborhood. They still haven't gone wireless."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

The Selfie

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Let us pray...'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

cuPad

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

Zoom Wedding

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."