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Two mimes talking online.

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"...And now show us what you said."

Workplace Confidentiality.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

God creates humans.

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"You have the right to remain silent!"

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

"It must be love. I haven't looked at my smartphone in 20 minutes."

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"My last job was as a mine interpreter...I would go to a park and describe what the mime was trying to convey."

'It seems he really was trapped in a glass box.'

'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."