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Two mimes talking online.

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Mime Flash Mobs.

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"...And now show us what you said."

Workplace Confidentiality.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

God creates humans.

Vik and Fabrini.

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"You have the right to remain silent!"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"Mmm...interactive."

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"It must be love. I haven't looked at my smartphone in 20 minutes."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

'It seems he really was trapped in a glass box.'

"My last job was as a mine interpreter...I would go to a park and describe what the mime was trying to convey."

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'Since we became a paperless workplace, we no longer have employees complain about paper cuts.'